G’day, mates!
A bloke named Bruce walked into an Aussie servo, slapped a $50 note on the counter, and said, “G’day, mate! A pack of Marlboros, please!”
The cashier shook his head, “Sorry, Bruce. Price’s gone up—now $55.”
Bruce groaned, “Strewth! For that price, I’d expect the smokes to light themselves and sing ‘Waltzing Matilda’!”
Just then, his mate Dave chimed in, “Why d’ya bother, Bruce? I found a fair dinkum source online—authentic Marlboros, no servo markups! They’re cheaper than a snag at Bunnings!”
Bruce raised an eyebrow, “No worries? But how do I know they’re the real deal?”
Dave winked, “Easy! They’re as genuine as a kangaroo in the outback. And you can chat with them directly—no dodgy business.”
Moral of the story? Smart smokers skip the servo prices. For authentic Marlboros delivered across Australia, reach out via WhatsApp or Telegram: 001-3053973904. Don’t let your wallet go walkabout
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